im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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