He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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