North Korea, Best Korea!
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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