Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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