they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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