Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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