Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Randomize
