I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Alive.
So much puke
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
