in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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