I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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