I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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