so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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