Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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