they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Randomize