so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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