big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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