And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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