She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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