I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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