I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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