She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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