I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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