I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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