Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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