I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I need moral support for this bender
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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