there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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