We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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