actually, I'm a sock model
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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