So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Mom said you looked used
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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