next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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