is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Do you have feelings for this penis?
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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