Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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