You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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