There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
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