her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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