yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I think a kid would responsible me up
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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