Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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