did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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