I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
false alarm, still single
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