: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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