super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
he puts the penis in happiness.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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