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(682): View more from Texas

It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good

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(203): View more from Connecticut

he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Are you trying to threaten my boobs?

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(408): View more from California

ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me

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(203): View more from Connecticut

if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.

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(+61): View more from Australia

I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?

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(503): View more from Oregon

My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.

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