just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Randomize