so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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