There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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