I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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