Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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