Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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