Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just googled if crying burns calories
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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