I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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